People hate it when bloggers use their blog to rant. But what makes a rant popular is when everybody can relate! So today I'm going to rant about how I love the internet, but hate when idiots misuse the internet. Relatable. Here we go.
Relevant: this is me lording over the internet. >>>>>
The internet is basically synonymous with "the extent of Emily's social interaction" nowadays. I like to think of the internet as a large crowd, but one that I only am subjected to selectively. And for an introvert, that basically means that the internet is the bomb dot com. (get it)
But much like a large crowd, the internet is full of poopooheads. I hate it most when white girls take Bible verses and summarize them with some The Message concoction, and then act like they're directly quoting the Bible.
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| THE BIBLE |
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| NOT THE BIBLE |
Forrealzies. Call me a highbrow, orthodox, Bible-enthusiast, but...actually don't. Because it's not true. I just like it when people quote the Word of God, y'know, accurately. I like it when people don't use the internet to propagate self-help ideologies and then slap a Bible reference on it. It's wrong. It's stupid. It's the antithesis of intelligence, logic, wisdom, truth, and happy uses of the internet. I <3 the internet. I anti-<3 white-girl-self-help-Bible-refs on the internet.
Summation of my thoughts on the matter: >>>
Stop People 2k15.
Goodbye.
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Relevant: this is me lording over the internet. >>>>>
I completely, totally, honest-to-goodness agree with everything said here. The misquoted Bible verses (And the entire Message Bible.....*must not rant*) drive me up the wall.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that picture of Grumpy Cat is the best.
The End.